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Date: Fri, 27 Mar 1998 21:45:39 -0600 (CST)
From: jobatzel@csionline.net
To: saisir@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu
Subject: I eat cheese constantly.

I wasn't exactly sure what to put in your "Click to say box", so I just left whatever was there. Um, I really like Fiona's music, but I have to say your page did make me laugh. I loved what you did to her pictures.

Date: Wed, 25 Mar 1998 13:15:28 -0600 (CST)
From: papertown@usa.net
To: saisir@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu

Subject: I eat cheese constantly.
I do like fiona apple's music and I do not like the way she presents herself. I think your web site is funny--fragile as she is (couldn't take Janine whatsername's criticism) I'm sure she's either not read it or has and is spending many nights sobbing. The criticism I have of your page is the CP posterchild picture. It's in very poor taste. Remember who you're satirizing--it would be cool if you tried not to make fun of folks with a disease such as that.
Adam Renchen

Date: Mon, 23 Mar 1998 21:07:54 -0600 (CST)
From: gsb01064@mail.wvnet.edu
To: saisir@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu
Subject: I love Fiona, and you are an insensitive cur.

cerebral palsy is a serious disease and i find it sickening that you can make so lightly of that disease. i am irritated that you had the nerve to do that i can take jokes but i believe that there is a line that must be drawn.

Date: Sun, 22 Mar 1998 10:52:04 -0600 (CST)
From: marius@raex.com
To: saisir@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu
Subject: I eat cheese constantly.


While I value your opinions, doesn't the world have enough hate? Why not devote your mastery of webpage making to a topic you love.
Peace and Love,
marius@raex.com

Date: Sun, 22 Mar 1998 16:59:29 -0600 (CST)
From: gsb00579@mail.wvnet.edu
To: saisir@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu
Subject: I hate her because she dissed Tori Amos


Could you please send me more information on what Fiona said about Tori Amos? I find it very irritating that she is putting down other singers and stuff and she is a complete novice. I think her emotionally-tortoured attitude is getting her the attention she wants for now, but if she keeps it up she will quickly live out her 15 minutes of fame. I also find that turkey thing annoying, what's the point, it's such waste of time to listen to her complain about it. One again she is trying to grab our attention. How can she expect people to "understand" her if she gives so many mixed messages, and is generally a complete basket case.

Date: Sat, 21 Mar 1998 13:15:55 -0600 (CST)
From: TheChloist@prodigy.com
To: saisir@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu
Subject: I hate her because of the whining

I actually feel kind of bad that I let a celebrity annoy me so much... If you post my reply, please list me as "anonymous." Anyway... it's about time someone came up w/ an anti-Fiona site. There are already a lot of hate sites out there about people that aren't half as annoying as she is!
Date: Fri, 20 Mar 1998 19:19:32 -0600 (CST)
From: willow_winds@hotmail.com
To: saisir@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu
Subject: I hate her because she doesn't "go with herself"


Fiona is bullshit - not me, not you. F-I-O-N-A

Date: Fri, 20 Mar 1998 18:41:26 -0600 (CST)
From: LuvIKE@aol.com
To: saisir@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu
Subject: I hate her because of the whining

I couldn't really choose one, I just hate all of fiona apple......her music, her, everything, she is a %$#@^#&%@
THNXS,
Amy

Date: Thu, 19 Mar 1998 17:07:03 -0600 (CST)
From: Mrs_Laupin@hotmail.com
To: saisir@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu
Subject: I eat cheese constantly.

Thank you so much for this site. i dont care what your critics say this site is harmless fun and they probably shouldn't try to think about it too much. finally an anti-apple site grilling Fiona (who's way too damn serious) instead of one bashing artists who probably already know they're bogus (hanson, spicegirls, etc.) Thanks you made my day!
-mrs.laupin

Date: Thu, 19 Mar 1998 15:03:42 -0600 (CST)
From: malory_knox@hotmail.com
To: saisir@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu
Subject: I hate her because of the whining

I am quite sure that this girl smokes crack on a regular basis.

Date: Thu, 19 Mar 1998 11:10:08 -0600 (CST)
From: Mrs_Laupin@hotmail.com
To: saisir@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu
Subject: I hate her because she dissed Tori Amos

I HATE FIONA FOR ALL OF THE ABOVE!! how dare she say when asked about Tori, "Two words: piano, rape."

Date: Wed, 18 Mar 1998 15:32:23 -0600 (CST)
From: pavement21@bigfoot.com
To: saisir@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu
Subject: I hate her because of the whining

As repulsive as her personality and music are, the videos... not so bad.

Date: Wed, 18 Mar 1998 09:19:39 -0600 (CST)
From: suicide3_16@hotmail.com
To: saisir@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu
Subject: I hate her because she likes turkeys

i just want to know, if you hate her so much why would you take the time to make a web page for someone you hate. good page (by the way)

Date: Tue, 17 Mar 1998 17:24:05 -0600 (CST)
From: DHSMeg@aol.com
To: saisir@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu
Subject: I hate her because of the whining

Why in the hell does Fiona Apple exist?

Date: Mon, 16 Mar 1998 02:53:05 -0600 (CST)
From: cbutterfield@ups.edu
To: saisir@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu
Subject: I hate her because of the whining

i have no problem whatsoever woth fiona apple's music, in fact, i believe that musically, she is nigh-ingenious. unfortunately, her off-album persona is just so fucking annoying! (whine, whine, feel sorry for me, i'm a rape victim, boo-hoo, everyone hates me, whine, whine, sob....) i wish she'd stop talking and just sing.

Date: Sun, 15 Mar 1998 22:28:17 -0600 (CST)
From: emmyc@hotmail.com
To: saisir@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu
Subject: I love Fiona, and you are an insensitive cur.


I don't think you're insensitive, I just think that you're unable to see the beauty that Fiona gives to this world. Everything she says makes sense, and I thank her for giving that MTV speech. She's a good role-model and her honesty is wonderful. Shame on you for bashing her. It shows major insecurities on your behalf. And I just uncursed that submit button of yours.

Date: Sun, 15 Mar 1998 19:05:00 -0600 (CST)
From: crackbaby@connected.bc.ca
To: saisir@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu
Subject: I eat cheese constantly.

Good job on the web page.... I'm just wondering what's up with people who are so involved at defending the artist. So what! Someone put up a hate page about them. Does this effect the way the music sounds or what? Maybe some of you people could mail me and tell me why these hate pages get you so reeled up emotionally. No, really, do it... I want to know... personally I like cheese and have a cheese site of my own at http://www.connected.bc.ca/~crackbaby Then maybe I could recieve some hate mail and put up a hate page about stupid fools who attribute there pathetic existance to the music they listen to. Please.... Grab a brain, grab some fucking will power and start making yourself the center of the universe instead of the stupid music.

Date: Sun, 15 Mar 1998 15:21:26 -0600 (CST)
From: vaz.silva@mail.telepac.pt
To: saisir@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu
Subject: I hate her because of the whining


great face, cool bod,...why fuck it all up? leave the world saving for sting!!!

Date: Fri, 13 Mar 1998 08:22:08 -0600 (CST)
From: Hailee Lawrence
To: saisir@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu
Subject: CLICK HERE TO CHOOSE OPTIONS*

i love her music but i agree that she is stuck up rude and conceded.
thank-you,
Hailee Lawrence

Date: Wed, 11 Mar 1998 18:27:18 -0600 (CST)
From: sleah@shastapic.com
To: saisir@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu
Subject: I love Fiona, and you are an insensitive cur.


I just wanted to say that I truly appreciate Fiona's music...not many people are so articulate at such a young age. However, this site has its attributes...the doctored photos are HILARIOUS!!!

Date: Wed, 11 Mar 1998 11:19:16 -0600 (CST)
From: "Calliope Nez
To: saisir@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu
Subject: Just an average site. Improve it.

this page was extremely funny,especially the picture of fiona with wings.i love fiona,but i also believe in freedom of speech.i personaly like fiona's representation in the media,confusion is the best form of communication. this does need improvment, but it's still good.i think it needs improvment because i expected to be offended,oh well,it takes alot to offend me.
love and lollipops,calliope nez

Date: Tue, 10 Mar 1998 18:07:32 -0600 (CST)
From: arbee1014@aol.com
To: saisir@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu
Subject: I hate her because of the whining


i hate fiona because she whines too much she needs to get a live and learn how to live it plus she is too skinny and it makes girls like me self conscious about our bodies

Date: Tue, 10 Mar 1998 15:47:27 -0600 (CST)
From: stardust17@hotmail.com
To: saisir@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu
Subject: It kicked some rotten Apple ASS !


Fiona Apple is a precosious, self-rightous, anorexic stew of hypocracy and mental disorders. Yes, her music has feeling and I suppose that if you have enough of your own marbles gone you can even see a little of yourself in her little, "pitty me, I'm an addict" sililoquys. I'm not saying she can't sing, my grandmother can sing; but on the same token, does she really have enough talent for little girls to flock to "Best Buy" to pick up a copy of "Title" with money that isn't even theirs.
Please Fiona, save yourself the personal agonies that you seem to so much like inflicting on yourself. The "big people" that you think you are impressing are walking by without even a second glance. You cannot simply say, "I want it all" and then expect the world to bow down to your bony body and tell-tale "addict eyes". No one that is over the age of twelve gives your "Vegetarian save the Animals" speech more than a smirk. (Speaking of that, maybe Fiona should be eating more meat herself...)
My final statement is actually a question: Fiona, do you know the meaning of gratitude? The millions of people that bought "Title" didn't have to; contrary to your beliefs, you are not a goddess. There were other females that were much more deserving than you of the great honor bestowed upon you at the MTV awards. If you didn't want to win, then why not just decline your nomination. It makes me sick to know that I aided in your unnappreciated fame and helped to feed your drug habit by buying your album.
To conclude: I am glad to see that others feel the way that I do about this jadded brat with the waif body and the pierced navel. Keep up the fabulous work, I admire it!

Date: Tue, 10 Mar 1998 15:03:51 -0500
From: Neptune Salad <JnJCable@worldnet.att.net>
To: saisir@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu
Subject: Fiona "this world is shit" Apple isn't on heroin, she's on cocaine

Your page is great. The end.
By the way, alt.fan.jewel is having a flame war about Fiona Apple. It's primo entertainment.
N.S.
"It's criminal, there ought to be a law.
Criminal, there ought to be a whole lot more."
- Bon Scott

Date: Sat, 7 Mar 1998 11:12:11 -0600 (CST)
From: Guitar5355@aol.com
To: saisir@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu
Subject: I love Fiona, and you are an insensitive cur.

This letter isn't really about Fiona. It's about an idea for another site. "I Hate Paula Cole" Site. Why? She is a stupid bitch who I think is much worse with her attitude ("I love the way I sung Cowboys!") as she stated in an interview. and on a side note she has hairy armpits! Hope to see the site soon!

Date: Sat, 7 Mar 1998 02:51:28 -0600 (CST)
From: Soren Sjogren, haejlp@hotmail.com
To: saisir@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu
Subject: Fiona had my love child, and I'll sell you the story

I impregnated Fiona with my love child. She was barely big enough to handle my engorged member, and my child was a monster himself, but she squeezed that sucker out and chucked him into the gutter, leaving him for her burgeoning career. Now that I've told you all this story, I want 5 million dollars.
Love,
Soren

Date: Thu, 5 Mar 1998 15:07:28 -0600 (CST)
From: kregger@hotmail.com
To: saisir@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu
Subject: It kicked some rotten Apple ASS !

I had tickets to her concert in D.C. Now she cancelled the rest of her tour. I've had enough of her shit. "Personal problems' like what--Sony didn't give her a private masseuse to take on the road? I'm throwing out TIDAL. She's just lost this fan

Date: Thu, 5 Mar 1998 12:59:08 -0600 (CST)
From: d_mentia@earthlink.net
To: saisir@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu
Subject: It kicked some rotten Apple ASS !

This site was awesome. Not only is it one of the best anti-celebrity sites I've seen yet (and trust me, I've seen quite a few) that ridiculous mail made me giggle madly.
I run Anti-Pschutt Inc., home to a good number of celebrity bashing pages like Beat Up Drew Barrymore, Kill Gwen Stefani, Dismember Tori Spelling and Feed Kate Moss; we strive to be as tasteless, as tactless as is humanly possible to entertain the dregs of society line none other. I've gotten a lot of e-mail recently suggesting that I do a Fiona Apple series next or requesting Anti-Fiona pages. Now I know where to send people.
Anyway, thanks for the giggle.
Toodles.
D. Mentia
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