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After reading every last bit of information that your
site has to offer, I have come to the conclusion that most of
the people who like Fiona Apple have no clue as to why they
like her. I do not like Fiona Apple, in fact I hate her, but I
do enjoy her music. Her persona sucks royally, and she should
get off her little "innocent little girl" trip that she's on.
She has no idea as to what she is saying and she doesn't have
the brain power to comprehend what she says. I do believe that
this page is very interesting and I like it a lot. Your
responses to the "bad" responses were hysterical, but only
because you were stating the obvious truth. For the record,
wherever that might be, I think that your page is good because
it is blatent and it gives support for your feelings. Your
sense of humor, or rather just your wittiness is amazing. Fiona
should stick to what she does best, which is singing, and lay
off opening her mouth to whine, because that excuse is not
stable enough, even for her "I am NOT anorexic" sorry little
ass.
well well.. nice page.. i do like fiona but i think it is
retarded for people to go so crazy over it and say i hate you i
hate you i hate you a million times. it doesnt matter.. you
cant dislike someone who doesnt share the same opinion as you.
someone made some comment about being racsist or something..
fascist is what they meant to say maybe. but they are turning
around and doing the same by hating you because you dis like
fiona apple..*sigh* contradicting.....and yeah, fiona is a
hypocrite. anyway your answers back to the 'nasty guestbook
entries' are really funny. yeah why the hell does she tell
everyone to 'go with yourself' all the time when she doesnt
even?????? that geneane garfalo person said that she is making
teenagers want to be skinny like her so fiona started to cry at
that and said she was going to put on weight. SO she is
becoming a different person because of some comment a lady
made??? insecure much? i like your page because it does show
the bad points of fiona and it is all very true.
U ARE BAAAAD. the message sends an electronic voodoo
curse to YOU.
Editors' Note : It's odd that this got sent, because right
when I read this message I came down with mono. Sheesh !
I just can't imagine that people could write and insult
your site. Why do people get so goddamned involved and take
others accusations seriously? I tell you why; because little
Miss. Fiona can't handle it. Do her fans feel like they have to
run to her side and protect her? How pitiful is this? I think
your web-site was great!
So you're challenging someone to make a good supporting
entry about Fiona...well, here goes nothing. I started
listening to Fiona a little while ago. I immediatly liked her
voice music and apprietiated the fact that she is not being
fake with the people that are listening to her music. She is
who she is and she's telling her story. Maddona gained alot of
respect when she stood up and did what she wanted to do...she
also gained alot of disgusted people who now boycott her. But
at least She took a chance to do what she wanted, she used what
she knew and tryed to relate to people. And now Fiona is
attempting to relate to all of the other teenage girls in this
fucked up world who may need as much councelling as the singer
herself but at least she is someone to relate to.
I could probably use some counselling myself to be honest. Sure
she is making herself out to be a martyr, but that's what she
wants so cut her a little slack. I'm not going to get on your
back about judging her because you have a right to your own
opinion, but I'd like to point out the fact that there are alot
more "Fionas" in this world, and she simply portrays them...and
people are scared shitless of reality. We're not all perfect
little happy puffballs with our thumbs in our mouth wating for
our next instruction. We have minds, we are youth and we are
here to take things into the year 2000 the way that we
want...with REALITY Thank you and Have a nice day.
Thanks for finally portraying Ms. Apple as the flake she
is. I am not a Fiona hater; I actually like her CD. But I can't
stand hearing her whine about what a horrible, fucked-up life
she has. Somebody has had it worse, believe me. It am ashamed
that someone that self-centered and illogical has become the
spokeswoman for my age group. And as for that "all women have
eating disorders" crap from Rolling Stone? We don't. But a lot
of women have unhealthy ideas of what "ideal" is when they see
some 90 pound waif spreadeagle in beds and closets. They
wonder, "Is this what I'm supposed to look like?" NO NO NO.
Bottom line: Fiona Apple gives herself too much credit. Someone
shut her up.
Y'all kick some major ass. I came here and it totally
blew my mind, I thought I was the only person who hated that
dumb blowhard we call Fiona Crapple.
Keep up the good work. I love you !
Love, Peace and evergreens.
Shammy
28 year old male in Ottawa, Ontario Canada.
Fact 1: She's a pretty good songwriter
Fact 2: She is really pretty but could use some pizza so them
ribs won't show
Fact 3: She IS sexy.
Fact 4: She clearly IS quite disturbed and mentally
stressed.
Fact 5: She was thrust into a world of fame money and
influence, for which she was not ready for, nor does she appear
to want it.
I mean, how would YOU feel to know that people are worshiping
you or hating you, just because you made an album of songs?
So other than that.... well, you guys seem to be putting
weights on the other side of the balance scale...and that is
good, but don't put TOO much... she probably olny weighs about
105.
Editors' Note : We concur with all your points, excepting
no. 5. We will NOT pity Fiona Apple for being unprepared for
fame. If she doesn't want to be famous, she should quit the
bitching and step down TODAY. It's really not that big a deal.
If she doesn't quit singing, she has NO GROUNDS for complaining
about it. Simple as that.
Ha ha, this web page rules! Fiona is such a skank! There
is this girl in my school who is such a wannabe and we covered
her house with 78 rolls of toilet paper and 7 cartons of eggs
as a joke!
You should get a picture of a house like that and impose an
image of Fiona infront of it for your photo section.
Deanna
Editors' Response : It'd make us happier if Fiona would
actually eat some eggs. Good source of protein, you know.
You guys kick ass. I figure that's all I have to say, since
all of Fiona's supporters can't seem to come up with anything
better than "you suck". BTW, please inform them that the
contraction for "you are" is "you're". Thanks. Peace.
NO ONE CAN DIS' TORI AND GET AWAY WITH IT!
I like Fiona but I still think this website is funny.
Just because I like a musician doesn't mean I can't make fun of
them!
Editors' Response : Thank you. Finally, someone who
actually has a sense of humour. Thanks for having the insight
and maturity to actually understand our viewpoint.
if she is trying to revive a feminist genre rock, she's
doing a fucked up job!!!!!!
Fiona's music is good, but SHE'S THE ALMIGHTY PMS QUEEN
!!! She's a major brat who needs one helluva good therapist.
I do love Fiona, but I don't think you're an insensitive
cur. Everybody is entitled to their respective opinion, you
made yours clear, that's fine. We all don't have to like the
same thing. Maybe all the Fiona lovers like Paula Cole too,
well I don't like Paula at all. And maybe the creators of this
sight likes the Insane Clown Posse, I don't like them either.
But it's cool with me if you do. It's also cool with me that
you have this sight. Some of you have very good points. All us
Fiona lovers should let these people have their opinion. When
you verbally berate them for cursing Fiona you are doing the
same thing to them that you hate. Just relax and don't take it
so personal. Enjoy and savor her music, feel fortunate that she
brings happiness to you and not the dread that the haters feel.
Well persoanlly, I am NOT a fan of her or her music. I
think that her attitude towards all of her success is horrible.
There are so many people WITH TALENT who are working hard to
get where she is. And she just spits on her fans and complains
about how fake everyone is. HELLO MS APPLE YOU WERE BETTER 3 OR
4 YEARS AGO AS ALANIS MORRISSETTE.
And for the record I HATE ALANIS TOO! I'm so fucking tired of
all these whiney baby immature rockstar brats complaining about
being successful! HELL GIVE ME YOUR MONEY AND FAME!!! If you
don't like it then YOU COULD SAY NO TO A RECORDING CONTRACT!
I think everytime MS "I'm too good for you all I must vent
about my shitty childhhood" APPLE opens her mouth I get sick.
Her whole demeanor just really gets to me. You know what she
needs to EAT SOME DAMN FOOD maybe then she'll be happy! She had
a shitty childhood well I'm sure 90% of EVERYONE did. Why
should we feel sorry for "Poor miss kiss my ass" Apple. I heard
that she was raped when she was younger, Well that is HORRIBLE
and should NEVER happen to anyone and I can understand the
horror and pain she must carry all her life now. BUT she should
GET BACK AT THE FUCKER WHO DID THAT TO HER!!!! NOT HER FANS!!!
She should be thankful ANYONE buys that crap. To me it's all
crap. Ok that's MY OPINION. You can e-mail me if you agree or
disagree.
thnkyou!
Rock my world, you fellow Longhorns!
Fiona annoys the shit out of me! I can't put my finger on it,
except to say that she reminds me of what I was like when I was
a bratty high school girl, trying to be cool and spewing forth
personal traumas so that people would think I had really LIVED.
It's a pathetic way of being-I'm 31 and "normal" now, so I
guess I should know. Anyway, I digress. Great job on the
site--I'm a hard-core veggie, but don't want fiona on my side
for any issue. Bleccch!
Have you noticed that most of the Fiona supporters cannot
express their thoughts on paper? They all have the hardest time
spelling "a lot" correctly and maintaining subject pronoun
agreement. Hey, I don't pick on someone because their split
infinitives put too much emphasis on the adverb or that their
parallel construction is wrecked, but COME ON. It is obvious
who is the smarter and older group. And, I think that Chris
Heath ahd nothing to do with Fiona crying; that is what keeps
her alive. Yuk.
All Hail Janeane Garafolo or however you spell he name. (Funny,
I pick on their grammar, but I'M too lazy to go look up the
spelling of a name- uh, pot calling the kettle black?)
:)
Brandi in Dallas, Texas
What's up with her feet anyway? Ever see a picture of her
with no shoes on? The girl has got bunions like I have never
seen before...she needs a good foot doctor, that's what she
needs...
You better believe it's a good story. Anyway, I hate
Fiona mainly because of her pretensions. If's she's so
depressed and self-loathing, then why is she so self-obsessed?
Ever read an interview with her? She never talks about music,
or anything else of importance, just about how much we should
pity her and how she's been such a "bad, bad girl." Listen,
Fiona, you're not special, and you're not different. Your whole
life is a contrived load of crap you made up after reading
Elizabeth Wurtzel's "Prozac Nation." (If you haven't read that
book, check it out. No, I'm not a press agent, just a depressed
individual who found some comfort in Ms. Wurtzels' writing.)
Anyway, I'll get to the point. Fiona, you are not so important
that we should buy your album. You are not so important that we
should buy every magazine cover with your screwed-up face on
it. And you are certainly not so important that you should
become a saint, as you expressed an interest in becoming.
You're just a no one who wants to be someone. I'm gonna put my
hands over my ears, because I'm not listening to you
anymore.
-Rhobynne
P.S. Contrary to Ms. Apple's comments, this world is NOT
bullshit.
P.P.S. Rock on, Bob Dylan!
Last Modified : 25th April 1998
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