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These letters are case-studies on the failure of the American school system. It is because of people like these that America ranks so low among industrialised nations in maths, science and verbal competency tests. These people need to be sterilised. If only we were living in 1940s Sweden !

Date: Mon, 22 Jun 1998 13:58:20 -0500 (CDT)
From: GHOLMES@netmail.hscbklyn.edu
To: saisir@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu
Subject: I eat cheese constantly.

you people are sick human beings who find humor in a person's life for you to question fiona's eatig disorder proves that. I don't understand how hard it is for you to act with compassion like real people do. You know what i just want you to ponder the idea that god watches us all and knows uor thoughts and whats in our hearts and right now god's eyes are filled with tears because of this horrible web site and because of your dark and hateful hearts. mAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOULS!!!!!!!!

- *- Juliet

Editors' Response : Yeah, whatever, like you're holier than us or something. God has tears in his eyes right now because you're such a blind fool. May God keep you from breeding.

Date: Sat, 20 Jun 1998 13:24:17 -0500 (CDT)
From: fionaapple83@yahoo.com
To: saisir@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu
Subject: I love Fiona, and you are an insensitive cur.

Fuck you asshole, Fiona Appple kicks ass, you jealous sack of shit. She is my idol, and she is the only thing that has kept me alive for this long, FUCK OFF ASSHOLES. I have been about to kill myself and then I listened to her album and it saved my life, you fucker leave fiona the fuck alone. Its people like you that make this world as full of shit and as evil as it is. You assholes, you can fucking go to hell (don't worry i am sure that you will). What loser would waste thier time makeing such a negative, bitchy site? You assholes, fuck off. Leave my goddess alone.

Date: Thu, 11 Jun 1998 17:47:15 -0500 (CDT)
From: F.Apple20@juno.com
To: saisir@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu
Subject: I eat cheese constantly.

JUDGE NOT FOR YEE BE JUDGED. FOR ALL OF U WHO HATE FIONA,... GO F--- A TREE YOU HIPPIES. YOU NO YOU WANT TOO.

Date: Fri, 12 Jun 1998 18:01:57 -0500 (CDT)
From: skachic_14@hotmail.com
To: saisir@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu
Subject: I love Fiona, and you are an insensitive cur.

This is the worst webpage i've every seen. Fiona is the best .Go to hell.I hope you die.

Date: Tue, 9 Jun 1998 13:14:59 -0500 (CDT)
From: neiad@hotmail.com
To: saisir@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu
Subject: I love Fiona, and you are an insensitive cur.

I HATE THIS FUCKING PAGE,THESE RETARTED PEOPLE WITH THSTUPID COMMENTS , ALL THIS SHIT MAKES ME SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE IS THE BEST,SHE WILL ALWAYS BE THE BEST AND YOU CAN'T STOP THAT OR TAKE IT AWAY FROM HER BECAUSE SHE HAS EXCEDED MORE THEN YOU WILL EVER SO GO TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Date: Tue, 2 Jun 1998 22:23:13 -0500 (CDT)
From: fiona_can_fly@hotmail.com
To: saisir@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu
Subject: I love Fiona, and you are an insensitive cur.

Fuck you ass hole. Fiona is a damn goddess, and if you don't like her, keep it to youself dammit. I don't mean to cause nonsense, but Fiona Kicks ass and she'll kick yours too. ~yours truly~

Date: Wed, 27 May 1998 17:28:57 -0500 (CDT)
From: JENNIG35@HOTMAIL.COM
To: saisir@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu
Subject: I eat cheese constantly.


I THINK THAT EVERYONE AT THE I HATE FIONA APPLE WEBSITE SUCK. YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE NO SENSE OF GOOD TASTE. WHAT LET ME GUESS YOU LIKE THE SPICE GIRLS AND PUFF DADDY. THANK YOU AND IF ANYONE CARES TO COMMENT TO ME FEEL FREE. I ENJOY THE ARGUMENT

Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1998 16:12:31 -0500 (CDT)
From: Two dumb bitches
To: saisir@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu
Subject: I eat cheese constantly.

To those who say that they HATE Fiona Apple: You are so insensitive and i Hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you!!!! you are stupid insensitive pieces of crap if you have to judge peoples choices in life. You need psychological help because that is just the same as being racist. I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you!!! She is a person just like you no I take that back Fiona Apple haters, she is more of a human being than any of you chicken toes. I hate you soooooooooo much!!!!!!!!!!!!! As you can tell. Go back to the side show in the circus. "Miss roadkill face!" Go away!Buh-bye now:( Oh by the way...did I mention I hate you today??????
-Chelsea and Sara

Editors' Response : Yeah ! How dare we judge other peoples' choices in life ! How dare we ! How dare we judge Jeffrey Dahmer's choice to eat people, and how dare we judge the Unabomber's choice to send letterbombs to people through the mail ! How insensitive of we ! We are going to kill ourselves in a ritual suicide at this point, because we are so ashamed of our behaviour.
Isn't it strange how everyone named Chelsea and Sara are bubbleheaded morons ? Bizarre.

Date: Sat, 4 Apr 1998 00:32:03 -0600 (CST)
From: ccdarrow@micron.net
To: saisir@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu
Subject: I eat cheese constantly.

Hey let the girl live her life. now i know why you only have 851 hits on your site. it blows don't bash a girl because she is naive. She is at least making money, which is more than we can say for you. is this site out of jealosy becasue you can't sing. 9 million album buyers can't be wrong. Go TO HELL

Editors' Rebuttal : That's 851 hits in four days, cretin. And what kind of shallow thing to say is "at least she's making money" ? Yeah, so are Saddam Hussein and Fidel Castro and Bill Gates, but we don't say of them "at least they're making money". Attention hatemail writers : please make sure you don't give us anything with which to make fun of you like these guys have.

Date: Thu, 2 Apr 1998 00:14:21 -0600 (CST)
From: fionapple@deltanet.com
To: saisir@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu
Subject: I eat cheese constantly.

ohh that's real cute..."this button sends an electronic voodoo curse to Fiona" WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO JUDGE FIONA LIKE THAT SACK OF CRAP! You're just a person who sits on his butt talking about fiona...you have no life. Fiona is my influence and another thing...im not stupid. Shutup and GROW UP!

Editors' Response : Hmmm. You seem to be getting awfully worked up about such a ridiculous issue. Perhaps you should sit down, take a deep breath, and then shoot yourself in the face.

Date: Mon, 30 Mar 1998 15:32:05 -0600 (CST)
From: Some Idiot
To: saisir@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu
Subject: CLICK HERE TO CHOOSE OPTIONS*

I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. And you know what I LIKE FIONA! And you know what I am, in fact extremly smart! And a couple more things, you shouldn't judge people on there personal choices, say the fact on which how they live and what they choose to believe in or do with there time. Your wasting your time on a really dumb thing, because at this time your not very "liked" by alot of people because of this site. So you need to change your attitude! BYE! P.S. Have a SUPER DAY!:) :) :) :) :) :(! I don't like you)

Editors' Response : Is this hilarious or what ? We still can't figure out why this person thought it was necessary to put the word 'liked' in quotes. I wish we would get more letters like these - they really make our day a lot more fun.

Date: Sat, 28 Mar 1998 19:41:03 -0600 (CST)
From: faira666@yahoo.com
To: saisir@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu
Subject: I love Fiona, and you are an insensitive cur.

Hello to all you "FIONA HATERS." I'm just sorry that you fell this way about such a talented singer. I admire her, and am addicted to her music. What this fuck do you limp dick bastardshave against her? I know that you all just adore Hanson and the Spice girls, and you're just jelouse that they have more enemies that Fiona Apple does. Why don't you go fuck you dog, or your sister, or your self. You cock sucking hicks.

Editors' Rebuttal : Why don't you try making up your own material instead of stealing from "Romy and Michele's High School Reunion" and Janeane Garofalo. Pathetic ! And you even fucked the last sentence up - it's "You brain dead, redneck asshole."

Date: Fri, 20 Mar 1998 15:59:51 -0600 (CST)
From: CRAZED79@HOTMAIL.COM
To: saisir@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu
Subject: I love Fiona, and you are an insensitive cur.


FIONA IS NOT ONLY THE SEXIEST FEMALE I HAVE EVER SEEN BUT SHE BRINGS MEANING TO THE WORD TALENT. THE ONLY REASON YOU ASSWIPES DON'T LIKE HER IS BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND HER. IT'S NOT HER FAULT YOU ARE STUCK AT A FIFTH GRADE VOCABULARY. GO DO SOMETHING BETTER WITH YOUR TIME

Date: Fri, 20 Mar 1998 15:56:09 -0600 (CST)
From: CRAZED79@HOTMAIL.COM
To: saisir@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu
Subject: CLICK HERE TO CHOOSE OPTIONS*

FIONA IS NOT ONLY THE SEXIEST FEMALE I HAVE EVER LAID MY EYES ON, BUT SHE BRINGS MEANING TO THE WORD TALENT. ANYONE WHO CRITISIZES HER ONLY DOSE SO BECAUSE THEY ARE TO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND HER. GO TO HELL WITH YOUR PAGE.

Date: Wed, 18 Mar 1998 19:35:52 -0700 (MST)
From: Eric Espinoza <Eric.Espinoza@enmu.edu>
To: dolemite <saisir@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu>
Subject: Re: I hate her because of the whining

loser,
i was just wondering what kind of music you liked? i mean, hell, if you think fiona sucks, i bet you listen to yanni or puff daddy. i still think that you need to get your head out of your ass and open your eyes.
eric (fioan lover)

Date: Wed, 18 Mar 1998 15:03:26 -0600 (CST)
From: Starksgrrl@aol.com
To: saisir@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu
Subject: CLICK HERE TO CHOOSE OPTIONS*

You have no life and do not know what talent is. She may not be the ideal celebrity, but she can write and sing incredibly. You suck

Date: Wed, 11 Mar 1998 20:03:18 -0500
From: Herb49 <i-y7m8xqf@idt.net>
Reply-To: herb49@idt.net
To: saisir@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu
Subject: fioma apple

you SUCK fiona apple is WAY better than you idiout

Editors' Rebuttal : We're so happy that Fiona's fans can make such intricate and pointed arguments. Keep up the work, guys !

Date: Thu, 05 Mar 1998 16:02:33 -0600
From: "Kay L. Martin" kmartin@esc18.net
To: saisir@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu
Subject: i hate you

fiona is fine as hell, and if you got a problem come and solve it.
?kane?
e-mail me at dcail@yahoo.com

Date: Sat, 28 Feb 1998 12:55:16 -0600 (CST)
From: ApplePie137@yahoo.com
To: saisir@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu
Subject: I love Fiona, and you are an insensitive cur.

I don't even feel intimidated by you, look at how many people have come to your page, and look at how many people have gone to all the pro-Fiona pages! You're a pathetic excuse for a hater of anything. Fiona has talent and her lyrics are meaningful. I love her music. And so what if she presents herself differently? It's like a breath of fresh air from the usual....of course, you wouldn't really know, would you? Fi is the best, and you need to grow up.

Editors' Rebuttal : We've had over 450 hits in less than a month, so I'd consider that to be pretty damned respectable, considering the fact that a lot of crappy ass Pro-Fifi websites have been up for about a year and only have a few thousand hits. Oh, and no, she's not a breath of fresh air - she's a foul blast of flatulence.

Date: Sat, 21 Feb 1998 16:45:36 -0600 (CST)
From: fuckyou@hotmail.com
To: saisir@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu
Subject: How was this page ?


This site is the worst site I ever saw. How about spending your time wisely and more positively by creating a site that praises a musician that you actually like?? Fiona Apple is a talented young woman who has a lot of good things to say and many good points to bring up. You may not think she has much talent and you may think that she should shut her mouth more often and stop saying honest, sensible things to the public but I think that you are just a jealous sad sack of shit that has no talent and would rather waste your time making demoralizing pages, offending and degrading people with actual, pure talent. I think your the one who needs to shut your mouth. You're nothing but an insensitive and immatue asshole. GROW UP!

Editors' Rebuttal : Woah ho ho ! Someone get out the cat scratching post. Well we might actually take some of what you said seriously had you used a real electronic mail address instead of some "clever" alias ! Thanks for the post, mate.

Date: Fri, 20 Feb 1998 22:55:06 -0600 (CST)
From: SullenG830@AOL.com
To: saisir@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu
Subject: How was this page ?


I think this page sucks!!!!! you all are just jelous of fionas talant and you feel the only way to show your jelousy is to trash her! You all suck and should not be allowed on the internet just to trash people. and once again YOU ALL SUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Editors' Rebuttal : Yeah ! We suck ! Someone call the internet police and get us off here. Please ! (Once again, we suck !)

Date: Mon, 9 Feb 1998 06:28:25 -0600 (CST)
From: milkman61@hotmail.com
To: saisir@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu
Subject: THIS PAGE WAS WORSE THAN FIONA HERSELF !


I can't believe how insensitive you are. Fiona is an "old soul," and her music really speaks to me like no other artist. I wasn't raped, but I still feel like she understands how I am a victim; we all are victims. In your hideous "doctored" photos, you depersonalize Fiona with those X's over her eyes, and even make fun of victims. I hope you rot in hell.

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