Warning: You Must Have a Sense of Humor to Enter Site!


Idiots send us a fair amount of hate mail because they misunderstand the reason why this site is here. This site is not meant to be taken seriously - it's of a satirical nature, and we don't want people to take us seriously. So if you love Fiona Apple to death, we're sorry if what you see and read upsets you. But we warned you.

Special note:
This site died and went to website heaven a few years ago, which is located at the Wayback Machine in case you didn't know. I was slightly involved in its development, mostly in the form of making a few doctored photos and fielding irate emails from idiots who obviously had not bothered reading anything on the site before they decided to hammer out a few idiotic sentences. I found an interesting article, an interview with Fiona Apple, that was conducted after this site had ceased to exist. Ms. Apple seems to have matured quite a bit, and was able to laugh at herself when the reporter played for her Janeane Garofalo's parody of Fiona's notorious MTV Awards Show speech.

Really, though, this site was about boredom, not hatred. If you still feel so inclined as to comment on it, the email address you're looking for is here . But I warn you, I am no longer as bored as I once was. Unless you write something interesting, you're unlikely to get a response

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